*sniff* I miss childhood. =’]
$10
maybe i should get a life…….
$47 wooh!
hahah although like a month ago this would have been $27 whoooops hahahaha
$60.50
$4.50
I don’t get out much
*ahem*
…..
$64
$75! Woo! Highscore!
pleasedontbereal, pleasedontbereal, pleasedontbereal
SPELL CHECK IN THE BOTTOM LEFT!
*RELEASES DEATH GRIP ON THE AXE IN HIS HANDS*
http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_police.html?mobile=1
They’re in NJ. We’re so dead.
OH GOD, FIRST FLORIDA, NOW THIS.
You’d think the TSA would screen for zombies, ya know?
http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_police.html?mobile=1
They’re in NJ. We’re so dead.
Bring it
tired-child replied to your post:jeffcronenweths replied to your photo: KIERAN,…
I love you Kieran. Lmfao
I feel special. c:
Your butt cheeks are exactly like teddy bears.
I want to squeeze them every night before I go to sleep.
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
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the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
- IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is:
- RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…
